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New England Patriots Coffee Mugs

Tom Brady is gone. And it shows. So perhaps you can buy a Patriots Coffee Mug to store the tears of victories past. It would fill up. Quickly.

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Plus, they love their Dunks. Take it from us, New England drinks a lot of coffee. And what better containah to drink outta is there than a Pats mug? None, kid. None.

When it comes to Patriots Coffee Mugs, we're big fans of the Party Animal Big Sip Mug. You can't go wrong with a Flying Elvis. And of course, old Pat Patriot, a time-honored classic logo that conjures up memories of Sullivan Stadium and the days before Bill Belichick, TB12, and Adam Vinatieri's game-winning kick in The Snow Bowl.

Bill Belichick hates Coffee

When it comes to coffee and the Pats, stay away from Bill Belichick. Bill hates coffee almost as much as he hates losing.

"Because I don’t like coffee,” Belichick deadpanned. “Look, I mean I understand I am probably missing it, but I just don’t like coffee. I can’t stand the smell of coffee. I don’t like coffee ice cream and I like every sweet that has ever been made but that’s not one of them. I don’t like coffee flavored anything."

One thing Bill Belichick is not is someone in the market for a Patriots coffee mug since he probably has a lot of Patriots-branded gear from all of those T-Shirt and Hat games these last 20 years.

Another thing to note about Boston & the Patriots is that coffee's popularity in America spiked when a bunch of patriots in the late 1700s dumped a ton of tea into Boston Harbor. Actually, it was 342 chests of tea, but who is counting?

Either way, it became a historical event.

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30oz New England Patriots NFL Thermos

30oz New England Patriots NFL Thermos


Sure, you could pick from a dozen others, but Flying Elvis with a straw!?

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Boelter NFL Sculpted Pats Coffee Mug

Boelter NFL Sculpted Pats Coffee Mug


Wow. Look at this gorgeous Patriots mug. Bet you could fit 5 or 6 rings inside of it.

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Boelter NFL 11oz Patriots Rally Mug

Boelter NFL 11oz Patriots Rally Mug


Elegant in its simplicity, this is one very classy Pats coffee mug.

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30oz Tervis Patriots Insulated Tumbler

30oz Tervis Patriots Insulated Tumbler


Travel mugs carry a bit more juice and are best for coffee on the go.

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Party Animal Pats 3D Football Mug

Party Animal Pats 3D Football Mug


You're always part of the game with this Football-shaped coffee jug.

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44oz NFL Patriots Water Cooler Mug

44oz NFL Patriots Water Cooler Mug


No more trips to the lounge for Boxed Joe with this 44oz ode to New England.

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16 oz Laser Engraved Ceramic Pats Mug

16 oz Laser Engraved Ceramic Pats Mug


Way to make it classy, Rico. This mug will look great on the coffee table.

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Boelter N.E. Patriots Curved Tumbler

Boelter N.E. Patriots Curved Tumbler


This Pats mug is great for Super Bowl coffee. If you know, you know.

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